Every day is filled with tiny baby setbacks and tiny baby victories and I’ve been putting off blogging about it because I realize how much I exist in my own head. My head is not in the bell curve, it’s not appealing to many folks, it would be cancelled after one season. I am so very selfish and spend so much time alone. My world is all I have. My thoughts are my friends, my thoughts are my enemies. As I work to share my world I create experiences to validate that which I already believe—I don’t understand intimate relationships. I don’t understand friendship. And I certainly don’t understand the intimate/friendship combo of a long term relationship.
I set the stage for my lonely, tragic, existential play at a young age, ready to be analyzed over and over like an awful Shakespearean play that I have to pretend to like because it seems to be what I ought do. What ought I do? It was Valentine’s Day and I was sixteen. We skipped school and filled a brown, sticky, stained bong with snow and took rips of the dirtiest ditch weed a kid could get their hands on. We skipped from house to house where parents would have us or where parents were gone and we could drink stolen brandy or Bud Light and listen to Tom Petty. We would often drive around the dirt roads that connected coal mine to oil rig to ranch to old schoolhouse. As we passed the same plastic bong around I thought—this is it. This is all I need.
We arrived home and my parents had tried to show me love. They sent me flowers only to find I had skipped school and had come home smelling of booze and weed. My parents had never sent me flowers, all of us had trouble understanding these human relationships. My face felt hot and I bit the pieces of skin around my fingernails that smelled like Marlboro Reds. Harsh words, questions, and raised voices. I swung my hair over the tie dye shirt I was wearing and told my parents: I wanted to spend the day with someone I love. That one is drugs.
Drugs won’t purposely miss your call. Drugs don’t give you an STD. Drugs don’t say that you text too much. Drugs don’t call you insecure. Drugs don’t avoid eye contact with you but stare at your overdeveloped thighs and hips. Drugs don’t tell you that you remind them too much of an ex and would-you-just-quit that. Drugs don’t stalk you for seven years. Drugs don’t punch you so hard during sex you lose your hearing for three days. Drugs won’t fuck you only past 10 pm because you are the other woman. Drugs won’t take money you left on the counter. Drugs won’t ask you to suck their dick for blow. And yet, drugs take you all these places emotionally. Maybe I ought treat them like an ex.
My uncle once told me that my brilliant grandfather experienced setbacks in his career because of the fire. The crazy. That which runs in our family which I have seen firsthand and experienced even more deeply firsthand. I knew I was round the bend when I seventeen and I shot up a half gram of meth that had been cooked up hours before. I lost my vision. I lost my hearing. I barely made it up the stairs. When I had finished lying on the bed staring at souls circling above me, I walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. I had switched, something had turned. There goes the screw. Like Alice, I had gone to the other side. Manic. Depressed. Crazy. Gifted. Touched by fire. Out there. Ridiculous. Ludicrous, preposterous, risible, farcical.
Will I ruin my career? Will my soul mate be crystal meth? I don’t believe in either of these things, because maybe I’m crazy enough to understand that while my attributes aren’t valued by all, or many, or a lover, I am not unworthy. There is no manual of human contact and we create just miniature projections of ourselves. Some cells want to be with others. Some organs stand alone. But no part of the human body is wrong, and no part of me is wrong. I am selfish. I am crazy. I am the most beautiful person you will ever meet. I say the ugliest things you will ever hear. Will you still love me? Because I sure do.
“I do a lot of crummy things, and I do a lot of beautiful things, and I’m neither good nor evil, I just am. There is good, and there is evil, and here I am.”